Dr. Mike ~ UL Communications Study Professor
Trust is an important thing in any relationship. However, some careers require some partners to be less than straightforward about their professional lives. Because the Nerd Factor cares deeply about your emotional well-being, here are some tips for telling if you might really be dating a superhero:
If your sweetheart wears a lot of undergarments in the middle of the summer, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your bae seems to be on a first name basis with an inordinately high number of Avengers, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your true love gets a lot of shade thrown at them, you might be dating a jerk. If your true love gets a lot of things thrown at them, particularly things about the size of a car, then you might really be dating a superhero.
If your dearest worries about you falling off of bridges or clock towers or skyscrapers, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your lover won’t risk taking off their glasses, even in the most passionate moments, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your significant other is concerned about mutant rights, you might be dating a very conscientious and thoughtful person. If, however, your significant other talks a lot about mutant rights while being hunted by Sentinels, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your partner has a butler, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your crush seems to know an awful lot about spandex, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your guy or gal has a really tricked out ride, then you might be dating an automobile aficionado. If their car has an elaborate control console with labels about lasers, tracking devices, ejector seats, computers, etc., you might really be dating a superhero.
If you think about your lover a lot, then you might be in a serious relationship. If your lover actually reads those thoughts from your mind, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your sweetie takes a lot of pictures for The Daily Bugle or files a lot of stories for The Daily Planet, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your girlfriend or boyfriend keeps calling that Disney+ MCU series “wildly inaccurate,” you might really be dating a superhero.
If your partner has a lot of bruises and injuries, you might be dating a clumsy person. If any of those injuries are death ray related, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your loved one puts up a lot of barriers in your relationship, you might be dating someone who is unwilling to commit. If those barriers are invisible or made of green energy, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your other half knows all the best rooftops, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your love’s idea of a romantic evening under the stars is scanning the skyline for emergency signals or flares, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your amour seems to be a cat person, you might have to decide how you feel about pets. If they have gone out with a lot of catwomen, you might really be dating a superhero.
If your Valentine’s idea of getting really dressed up for a night on the town involves a suit of powered armor, you might really be dating a superhero.